Birthday shoutout
$39
Their name, your message, my face. The one that makes the group chat scream.
Vertical video, ~15–20s, English or Spanish.
Order thisThe shop
A video from me, made for one person.
You tell me who it's for and what to say. I record it, you get the file, they lose their mind. Ready in 24–72 hours, in English or Spanish.
Charges appear as HUNGRY TOUCH on your card statement.
Congrats / anniversary / graduation
$39
Graduation, anniversary, new job, new apartment. Whatever they pulled off, I hype it.
Vertical video, ~15–20s, English or Spanish.
Order thisBusiness shoutout
$79
I recommend your business in a video made for YOUR feed — you post it, not me. Perfect for a launch or a slow month.
Vertical video, ~15–20s. Delivered to you as a file. Not posted on my account.
Order thisMenu / product promo
$99
Send me photos of the dish or the product and I sell it like I ordered it twice.
Vertical video, ~15–20s, built around the photos you upload.
Order thisRoast / hype a friend
$49
Loving, unhinged, sendable. You give me the material, I do the damage.
Vertical video, ~15–20s. Nothing cruel — funny, not mean.
Order thisHow it goes
Order, brief, done.
- You pick one and pay. Takes a minute.
- A short form asks who it's for, what to say and which language.
- I record it and email you the file within 24–72 hours.
The rules, so nobody wastes anybody's time
- Delivered in 24–72 hours, straight to your email.
- English or Spanish — you pick when you order.
- I don't do politics, other people's brands, anything suggestive, or romantic messages to minors.
- If your request breaks those rules I refund you in full, no argument.
PS: I also run entire social medias.
If the one video goes well and you start wondering what a whole month would look like — that's the other half of what I do.