Collabs · 3 slots a month
The one thing I don't do for everybody.
Every other service I sell runs on your accounts. This one runs on mine. I come to your spot, I order, I film it, and it goes out on my feed as a collab with your account — so it lands on both.
That's why there are only 3 a month. My feed is the one thing I can't manufacture more of.
What lands
One visit, posted twice.
- 01 A visit built as content: I show up at your place and film it
- 02 One reel posted on my feed, as a collab with your account
- 03 The same reel lands on your grid too — Instagram collabs show on both
- 04 Stories the day of, tagging you
- 05 The raw files, yours to keep and re-run as ads
From $350. The price moves with my audience, so today is cheaper than next quarter — that's not a sales line, it's just how this works.
How I keep it worth something
The rules that make it real.
- Paid collaborations are tagged as paid on Instagram. Every time.
- I only collab with places I would actually eat at — if I go and it is not for me, I tell you and you pay nothing.
- One collab per business per quarter, so it stays a recommendation and not an ad slot.
A feed full of paid posts stops being a recommendation. These rules exist so that when I say a place is good, somebody believes me — which is the entire thing you're buying.
Ask
Tell me where to eat.
Send photos of the place and the food. That's how I decide — I only go where I'd actually want to go, and if I show up and it isn't for me, you pay nothing.
Want me running your accounts too, not just visiting? That's the monthly service, and it's a different thing.